Just a Random Blog about winning the lottery
You ever thought to yourself that maybe if you were to drive to some weird gas station in a tiny town and buy a powerball ticket that maybe you would win? It seems like every powerball winner is from some place in the middle of nowhere.
Ofcourse if you win you gotta get caught in a strip club with a briefcase full of money or something crazy like that. The one thing I have going for me is that rednecks always seem to win the lottery and I am a redneck.
If I won the lottery I would buy all my friends a case of beer. I would buy all my REALLY good friends a dinner at Hooters. Ofcourse select family members would get a house or new car. My kids would be going to the University of Hawaii with Dad (gotta meet some hot hawaiian college chicks too).
I would own a pad in New York, Memphis, Hawaii and probably LA. I would have to get a luxury box at Heinz Field for Steeler games too. Catered by Hooters ofcourse.
Yes I would invite my friends to come watch the game in my luxury box. All the folks in the picture above would be invited. Except alot more girls and alot less guys. I'm thinking lots of cheerleaders? I am a friendly guy.
By the way...Go Steelers. I will be watching the game tonight on my 60 inch big screen in Pittsburgh.
Later,
Danger
posted by Danger at 11:01 AM
5 Comments:
Danger, don't forget me when you win big ! maybe you could get me a new set of golf clubs. never mind it probably wouldn't help my game. JUST GIVE ME CASH !!! your long lost cousin or hey if i tell you i'm from WV. maybe we could be long lost half bros. or who knows what when your from WV.
if you do win you gotta get one of those hummer limo's...every redneck needs one!~
if I won the lottery I would buy a tv bigger than yours danger
besides you and junior( the hottest man alive!!!!) who is in that picture?
Do you play the super lotto also?
Won anything? Would make an excellent story for you.
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