Pittsburgh Girls (sent to me by Froggy listener)

A Pittsburgh girl knows just as much about football as her guy friends, in some cases, even more. She drinks beer because it tastes good but knows when to be classy and drink something more sophisticated. She owns a Steelers jersey not just because it's cute but because she supports her team and understands the game. She loves Kennywood and isn't afraid to order cheese fries from the Potato Patch because, let's face it...Pittsburgh girls wear winter coats and scarves a lot more than bikinis and flip flops. A Pittsburgh girl loves St. Patrick's Day, even if she's not Irish because green beer is good for the soul. Pittsburgh girls don't have a funny accent. They just speak a different language.
The word yinz is dear to her heart, if she would never say it herself. A Pittsburgh girl bleeds black and gold and knows how to have a great time. She's stylish and sweet. She has a great education and loves her friends and family. A Pittsburgh girl goes to church on Sunday hung over, only to be let out by the priest early because the Steelers kick off at one. A Pittsburgh girl might not live by the
beach, but the Three Rivers are just as good! She has seen all four seasons and has a reason to love and hate each of them. She's the type of girl you can call late at night and spill your heart out to. She's the type you can take home to Mom and Dad without worrying they won't like her. Because everyone loves a Pittsburgh girl. If you need a girl to take to the game, she'll be there. If you need a friend to help you out, she's there. If you need a drinking buddy, she'll be there with her IC Light in hand. So let your Pittsburgh girl know you love her!
You can take the girl out of Pittsburgh, but you can never take the Pittsburgh out of the girl!
10 Comments:
you left out the part about duquense girls being easy
Also Pittsburgh girls LOVE the Povertyneck Hillbillies! Yehaaw!
my pittsburgh girl crushes beer cans on her forehead and she can beat me arm wrestling
steve
we also the love the Penquins.......and you
Hi Im danger and I eat pea soup
Truer words have never been written!
ok that made me laugh...Never had pea soup actually. But it sounds gooooood. haha
As long as its PEA not PEE.
Thank You.
Thanks for reminding me why I want to get out of here.
i agree with the anonymous who said "truer words have never been written" dito to anonymous from "double anonymous"
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