Monday, May 09, 2005

Men's Bathroom Code

This is advice for BUILDING a Bathroom...Please for goodness sakes follow these directions.

The bathroom door should always be "Pull to Enter" and "Push to Exit" no exceptions! Think about it you use the bathroom, wash your hands and THEN you have to grab a dirty bathroom door knob or handle to open the door? How is that sanitary? You should be able to push the door open to leave the bathroom. I hate having to make mittens out of paper towels to open the door after washing my hands. Even worse some bathrooms only have the blow dryers to dry your hands so then you have to either 1) wait for someone else to come in and then hurry and run out the door before it shuts or 2) just bite the bullet and put your hand on that germ infested bathroom door knob!

When I am elected President any business that does not follow this bathroom code will be ordered to change it or risk hefty fines and banishment from the country.

While we are on the subject dividers between urinals would be nice and never put urinals too close to each other. Thank You.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't have to wash my hands when I go - I just go in my diaper!

--Beetlejuice

1:01 PM  
Blogger Danger said...

beetlejuice,

thanks for sharing

haha

1:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think there's a certain level of public-restroom-aphobia that some people need to really just get over....I mean, clean public restrooms are wonderful, and I agree about the pushy door, but if it were a pully door to exit, I don't wait around or use paper towels to open the door...I mean, life is way to short to fuss over bathroom germs that haven't killed me yet.

Do you ever think that the world could be getting TOO sanitary? Think about it? If we quit catching sicknesses all together, and only taking anibiotics when ill, then what good does that do our immune system? If we don't toughen up, then we're all going to be overmedicated bubble-people who would die from having a pimple.

Kate The Great

10:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

for any bathroom in general...everyone should clean up after themselves, I mean come on sometimes I use the restroom at work and it looks like a bird just took a dip in there--or other times---- flush, hellloo, are you the only one that needs to use it.

3:14 PM  

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