Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Runaway Bride's

Yes, I am for it. Think about it if more bride's would runaway there would be a lower divorce rate, fewer broken homes, empty divorce court rooms and divorce lawyers would have to go into another field like fire swallowing.

As a matter of fact I think that before you say "I Do" you should definetly check the rates at the bus station and see where they are going. If New Mexico sounds better than New Marriage GET ON THE BUS!

Ball & Chain or Get on the train?

Not that I am against marriage. For some people it is a great idea and I believe it's the best way to raise a family. But for most of the kids filling up church's for their fru fru weddings it is just "doing what everyone else doing" and they will be doing what everyone else is doing again 3-6 years later in divorce court.

If you know someone that has no business getting married, take a lesson from the "crazy bus bride" in georgia...by them a bus ticket.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish my bride would runaway.

gary
latrobe

1:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My Bride DID run away!

--Beetlejuice

1:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are lucky!

--Farris Bueller

8:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I offered to buy my wife a bus ticket. I was only in the hospital for a day.

Larry

2:09 PM  

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